How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The “p” is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The “p” is silent.
There’s a band called 1023MB It hasn’t had any gigs yet.
There’s a band called 1023MB It hasn’t had any gigs yet.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21
What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21
HER: You’ve run over my dog ME: I’m so sorry HER: You’re gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please
HER: You’ve run over my dog ME: I’m so sorry HER: You’re gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please
Have you heard about the invention of the white board It’s remarkable.
Have you heard about the invention of the white board It’s remarkable.
I was going to buy some classical music CDs… But I was too baroque.
I was going to buy some classical music CDs… But I was too baroque.
me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler