Does anyone have the owner’s manual for a wife? Mine’s emitting a terrible whining noise.
I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair “ginjas”.
I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair “ginjas”.
Knock Knock Who’s there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts
Knock Knock Who’s there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts
What’s the hardest part about eating your vegetables? Digesting the wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about eating your vegetables? Digesting the wheelchair.
Why couldn’t the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the crime scene investigators find the murder weapon? They thought it was a piece of cake.
I passed out on the steps of a synagogue… And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me.
I passed out on the steps of a synagogue… And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me.
What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect.
What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect.
World population:7,018,521,683….just in case some one starts feeling too important
World population:7,018,521,683….just in case some one starts feeling too important
[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*
[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*
TIFU by messing up someone’s sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!
TIFU by messing up someone’s sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!