Why did the overly sensitive man with poor grammar not put his sweater in the dryer? It felt bad
I saw a sign that said “watch for children”. and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade”
I saw a sign that said “watch for children”. and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade”
How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate’s bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room.
How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate’s bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room.
I got thrown out of the topless bar today… I felt like a boob…
I got thrown out of the topless bar today… I felt like a boob…
Why is Unidan’s current account called UnidanX? It’s his tenth alt account.
Why is Unidan’s current account called UnidanX? It’s his tenth alt account.
The things i say are like circles… They dont have a point.
The things i say are like circles… They dont have a point.
Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can’t see it
Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can’t see it
I have a friend who says he’s a pothead but only takes one hit and then he’s stoned. He’s not a pothead, he’s a mari-wanna be.
I have a friend who says he’s a pothead but only takes one hit and then he’s stoned. He’s not a pothead, he’s a mari-wanna be.
[first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that’s so kind it’s my first day & i’m very nervous
[first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that’s so kind it’s my first day & i’m very nervous
turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven
turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven