So a irishman walks out of a pub
I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn’t work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn’t work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I’ll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy’s girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate.
Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I’ll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy’s girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click
Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click
What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong
What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong
What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship.
What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship.
What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!
What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!
The hardest part of eating a vegetable… Is the wheelchair.
The hardest part of eating a vegetable… Is the wheelchair.
How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first.
How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first.