What do you call a turtle without a shell? Dead.
By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head.
By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.
If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who’s going to build the wall?
If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who’s going to build the wall?
HR: You know why you’re here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?
HR: You know why you’re here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?
My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room.
My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room.
My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a “How’s my driving?” sticker on her car. Her phone hasn’t stopped ringing since.
My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a “How’s my driving?” sticker on her car. Her phone hasn’t stopped ringing since.
What’s a weeaboo’s favorite religion Animism
What’s a weeaboo’s favorite religion Animism
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
So I met this gorgeous girl… …and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself “Hey, wait a minute!”
So I met this gorgeous girl… …and I was sucking her cock last night when I thought to myself “Hey, wait a minute!”