The things i say are like circles… They dont have a point.
Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can’t see it
Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can’t see it
I have a friend who says he’s a pothead but only takes one hit and then he’s stoned. He’s not a pothead, he’s a mari-wanna be.
I have a friend who says he’s a pothead but only takes one hit and then he’s stoned. He’s not a pothead, he’s a mari-wanna be.
[first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that’s so kind it’s my first day & i’m very nervous
[first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that’s so kind it’s my first day & i’m very nervous
turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven
turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven
You know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
You know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.
I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.
“I love all quilts, regardless of quality.” – blanket statement
“I love all quilts, regardless of quality.” – blanket statement
What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!
What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!