What’s the difference between a terrorist training facility and a preschool? How the fuck should I know, I’m just the drone pilot.
How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.
How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.
Why can’t you fart in an apple car? It doesn’t have windows.
Why can’t you fart in an apple car? It doesn’t have windows.
Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It’s worth it!
Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It’s worth it!
classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning
classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning
What does a frog do when it’s sad? Kermits suicide.
What does a frog do when it’s sad? Kermits suicide.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!
Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK’S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK’S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? “Attention Basingers” hahaha
What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? “Attention Basingers” hahaha
So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks “Hey son, how’s it going with the ladies?”. “Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it’s the coming”.
So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks “Hey son, how’s it going with the ladies?”. “Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it’s the coming”.