me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler
In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?
In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?
It’s going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I’ve got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..
It’s going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I’ve got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour..
Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees
Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees
An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)
An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)
What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They’re fucking assholes.
What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They’re fucking assholes.
I’ve never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I’d be good at it.
I’ve never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I’d be good at it.
What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? 😀
“Are you chewing, boy?” said the teacher “This is the worst blowjob I’ve had all day”
“Are you chewing, boy?” said the teacher “This is the worst blowjob I’ve had all day”