turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven
You know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
You know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.
I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.
“I love all quilts, regardless of quality.” – blanket statement
“I love all quilts, regardless of quality.” – blanket statement
What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!
What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club? Challah at ya boy!
If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics
If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics
Did you ever wonder what happen to the “Dude you’re getting a dell” guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele’s cd.
Did you ever wonder what happen to the “Dude you’re getting a dell” guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele’s cd.
I don’t throw gang signs. I’m Scottish. I throw bricks :)
I don’t throw gang signs. I’m Scottish. I throw bricks 🙂
Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers.