A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he’s a lot safer than you are right now!
Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Did you hear, there’s no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died…
Did you hear, there’s no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died…
“Is your refrigerator running?” “Hasn’t decided yet,” I say, winking at my refrigerator & hanging up. A “FRIDGE 2016” banner hangs above him
“Is your refrigerator running?” “Hasn’t decided yet,” I say, winking at my refrigerator & hanging up. A “FRIDGE 2016” banner hangs above him
Know what “buffet” stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar.
Know what “buffet” stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar.
So a irishman walks out of a pub
So a irishman walks out of a pub
I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn’t work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn’t work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I’ll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy’s girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate.
Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I’ll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy’s girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click
Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click