What’s the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say “hi” to you at the liquor store
What’s an “innuendo” ? An Italian suppository
What’s an “innuendo” ? An Italian suppository
Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle…
Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle…
How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds.
How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds.
[Lawyer] “I can’t stress this enough. You cannot plead that you’re a wizard ok?” “ok” [Later in court] “I plead that im a wizard your honor”
[Lawyer] “I can’t stress this enough. You cannot plead that you’re a wizard ok?” “ok” [Later in court] “I plead that im a wizard your honor”
Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Jessica
Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Jessica
Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather’s funeral. I couldn’t bereave it!
Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather’s funeral. I couldn’t bereave it!
How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking
How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking
What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp
What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp
What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer.
What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer.