Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed.
I use to have a job working in an elevator… it had its ups and downs
I use to have a job working in an elevator… it had its ups and downs
They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn’t be that hard once he snaps your torso in half.
They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn’t be that hard once he snaps your torso in half.
A nude man walks into a doctor’s office. A nude man walks into a doctor’s office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, “Well, clearly I can see your nuts.”
A nude man walks into a doctor’s office. A nude man walks into a doctor’s office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, “Well, clearly I can see your nuts.”
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I’m a mermaid.
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I’m a mermaid.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
If I can wear my underwear inside out and backwards all day with no one noticing, how important are they really?
If I can wear my underwear inside out and backwards all day with no one noticing, how important are they really?
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.
[Wheel] _’D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I’d like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I’d like to..
[Wheel] _’D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I’d like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I’d like to..
There were two old men… That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, “I wish I could do that ” Then the other said, “that dog would bite you.”
There were two old men… That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, “I wish I could do that ” Then the other said, “that dog would bite you.”