Guys, did you know that as long as you say “great hit” or “great catch” you can touch another straight guy’s butt an it’s not even weird?
Please Turn Off The Computer Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
Please Turn Off The Computer Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One’s heavy and the other is a little lighter…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One’s heavy and the other is a little lighter…
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account
Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday.
Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday.
If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it?
If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I’d be as rich as a Jew
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I’d be as rich as a Jew
My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don’t know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes.
My girlfriend wants me to take her to Paris, and treat her like a princess The only thing is, I don’t know which to pick: the guillotine or the Mercedes.
Start the day with a big bowl of why the fuck am I awake.
Start the day with a big bowl of why the fuck am I awake.