Me: excuse me, but I can’t taste the alcohol Clerk: all smoothies are non alcoholic here. Me: YOU SHOULDN’T CALL YOURSELF A BAR THEN!
Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye.
Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye.
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said “great idea.”
@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said “great idea.”
Did you hear about the antelope… Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope.
Did you hear about the antelope… Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope.
Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.
Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn’t come out yet.
What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don’t do dick
What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don’t do dick
In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget.
I’m pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets.
I’m pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets.
Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard … and that is what comes out !
Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard … and that is what comes out !