Category: Cat jokes

I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous

Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free.

If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. – dead people

[interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I’d say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm… ME: That means words

People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food

how to be healthy 1. always eat breakfast 2. have a light lunch 3. enjoy a sensible dinner 4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad? D:

My family puts the “C” in Awckward because the majority of them didn’t graduate high school and are horrible spellers.

My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can’t undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?

Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, “Come down to Bon Jovi’s Anchovies!”