What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut.
Guys, did you know that as long as you say “great hit” or “great catch” you can touch another straight guy’s butt an it’s not even weird?
Guys, did you know that as long as you say “great hit” or “great catch” you can touch another straight guy’s butt an it’s not even weird?
Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim.
Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim.
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One’s heavy and the other is a little lighter…
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One’s heavy and the other is a little lighter…
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account
Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday.
Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday.
If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it?
If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I’d be as rich as a Jew
If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I’d be as rich as a Jew