So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it… it wasn’t very fauny anyway.
How could a leper afford a nice house? It cost an arm and a leg
How could a leper afford a nice house? It cost an arm and a leg
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay! You have my word!
Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay! You have my word!
What’s Avagodro’s favorite type of dip? GuacaMOLE
What’s Avagodro’s favorite type of dip? GuacaMOLE
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “hey! We have a drink named after you!” And the grasshopper says “You have a drink named Steve?!”
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “hey! We have a drink named after you!” And the grasshopper says “You have a drink named Steve?!”
My girlfriend says I can’t visualise things I can’t imagine why.
My girlfriend says I can’t visualise things I can’t imagine why.
Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation.
Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation.
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they’d have to be really small.
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they’d have to be really small.
Knock knock (Your turn)
Knock knock (Your turn)
I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I’ll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she’s left
I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I’ll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she’s left