Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized.
An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch
An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch
I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s gran. She’s an animal in bed.
I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s gran. She’s an animal in bed.
Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller
Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top? The one who could really Rock-a-feller
4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head.
4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head.
So my drug dealer just died. I’m thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.
So my drug dealer just died. I’m thinking about going to his funeral to, you know, network.
I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for “monkey dung” and I went apeshit.
I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for “monkey dung” and I went apeshit.
Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.
Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.
Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.
What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur
What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur