All of these Ferguson jokes lately… What a riot!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I didn’t know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late.
I didn’t know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late.
The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to “knock” the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation… but then they realized that was queer.
The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to “knock” the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation… but then they realized that was queer.
Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I’m not sure who to believe…
Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I’m not sure who to believe…
If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it’s a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking.
If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it’s a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking.
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn’t! They found me!
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn’t! They found me!
Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn’t understand it.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn’t understand it.
I can’t diet because it would devastate the local fast food economy, and frankly, I just don’t think I could live with that kind of guilt.
I can’t diet because it would devastate the local fast food economy, and frankly, I just don’t think I could live with that kind of guilt.