Category: Cat jokes

Joseph was changing Jesus’ diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus’ dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, “What’s inside?”. Joseph exclaimed “Holy shit!”.

What do you call redditors when they get STDs The HIVmind

Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.

Ever have one of those dreams where you’re falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn’t wake up after I hit the ground.

Friend and I have been playing a new drinking game. We drink every time we need to mask the pain.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn’t follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef.

There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I’m supposed to stop reading the internet.

The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called “Jesus” They hate it when people take the Lord’s name in vein.

Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard