Category: Cat jokes

Two men were out hunting together… (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc

Heavy metal is not intimidating to me because half of the time it’s just the plot of Lord Of The Rings yelled over guitar solos.

So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said “Well, I guess that’s the way the Mercedes Benz”

I’ve heard muslims are bad in bed After the first scream they go off

A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! … was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex.

What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru

Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights.

My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes… Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes…

What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way.

I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie… But I was too scared to come.