Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn’t let a garbanzo bean on my face
Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic
Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic
Equality. Why is it that a girl with big boobs can work at hooters, but a guy with one leg can’t work at I-HOP?
Equality. Why is it that a girl with big boobs can work at hooters, but a guy with one leg can’t work at I-HOP?
What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut
What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut
Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran.
Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran.
There are 3 type of peole in this world… Those who know how to count and those who do not know.
There are 3 type of peole in this world… Those who know how to count and those who do not know.
Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it.
Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it.
I don’t like jokes about midgets… …they’re low-hanging fruit.
I don’t like jokes about midgets… …they’re low-hanging fruit.
Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed.
Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed.
I use to have a job working in an elevator… it had its ups and downs
I use to have a job working in an elevator… it had its ups and downs