I’m going to write a colorless geometry book. It’ll be called “Fifty Shapes of Grey.”
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot.
What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing… she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss…
What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing… she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss…
What’s the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters
What’s the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters
A man walks into a sofa… Couch
A man walks into a sofa… Couch
What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps.
What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps.
All of these Ferguson jokes lately… What a riot!
All of these Ferguson jokes lately… What a riot!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I didn’t know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late.
I didn’t know what happiness was until I got married. But by then it was too late.
The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to “knock” the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation… but then they realized that was queer.
The NFL was considering issuing small bats to the referees to “knock” the balls used for the Super Bowl to check for proper inflation… but then they realized that was queer.