Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp
If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice, They’re lying.
If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice, They’re lying.
CNN is like a strip club… They keep dancing around all the polls.
CNN is like a strip club… They keep dancing around all the polls.
A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide… The librarian says “F*** off, you won’t bring it back.”
A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide… The librarian says “F*** off, you won’t bring it back.”
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)
As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don’t all have the same accent, I’m probably going to get fired from storytime.
As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don’t all have the same accent, I’m probably going to get fired from storytime.
if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?
if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’ve invented torches.
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’ve invented torches.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair
Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!