Knock knock (Your turn)
*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*
*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*
What do you call a spider that’s had a sex change? A trantula.
What do you call a spider that’s had a sex change? A trantula.
An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights
If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights
LESBIANS’ FLOORING Q. Why aren’t there any nails in a lesbian’s floor? A. They’re all laid with tongue and groove.
LESBIANS’ FLOORING Q. Why aren’t there any nails in a lesbian’s floor? A. They’re all laid with tongue and groove.
Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud.
Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud.
What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? “Fruit Punch”. I’m sorry.
What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? “Fruit Punch”. I’m sorry.
Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking.
Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking.
What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese
What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese