Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard … and that is what comes out !
woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it
woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it
So one physicist asks another physicist So what’s new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda.
So one physicist asks another physicist So what’s new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse
Someone’s just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries.
Someone’s just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish.
What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? “Is it mine”?
What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? “Is it mine”?
Why Weren’t There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough.
Why Weren’t There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough.
*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*
*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*
hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU’RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED
hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU’RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED