Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop! I didn’t know! Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a ‘number 2 all over’
I’d say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb.
I’d say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb.
I have The World’s Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front.
I have The World’s Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front.
Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said “sand nigger” Really what I said was; “Get out of the sand, nigger.”
People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said “sand nigger” Really what I said was; “Get out of the sand, nigger.”
What’s the best thing about twenty three year olds? There’s twenty of them.
What’s the best thing about twenty three year olds? There’s twenty of them.
Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!
Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!
A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: — Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. — But why?, she asks. — They had eggs.
A programmer goes to do groceries. His wife tell him: — Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen. He comes back with thirteen loaves of bread. — But why?, she asks. — They had eggs.
Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.
What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you.
What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you.