What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea
FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that’s why she has two names
FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that’s why she has two names
So my friend gave me half a pie… So i said, “No that’s one pi”
So my friend gave me half a pie… So i said, “No that’s one pi”
My computer blew up in front of my face. I still can’t process why that happened.
My computer blew up in front of my face. I still can’t process why that happened.
Damn girl, are you from Syria? Because you’re revolting.
Damn girl, are you from Syria? Because you’re revolting.
If your smartphone is wet.. .. put it into a bottle of rice. The rice will then attract asians who will repair it.
If your smartphone is wet.. .. put it into a bottle of rice. The rice will then attract asians who will repair it.
My psychiatrist asked me how I became so patient. I told him I was waiting on Half Life 3 to come out.
My psychiatrist asked me how I became so patient. I told him I was waiting on Half Life 3 to come out.
I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I’ll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she’s left
I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I’ll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she’s left
Two types of people in the world…. Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars
Two types of people in the world…. Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars
Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he’s fresh to death.
Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he’s fresh to death.