What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter
English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox
English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don’t understand the concept of irony… which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop.
Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don’t understand the concept of irony… which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop.
Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, “If we don’t start getting some support for our cause, people will think we’re nuts!”
Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, “If we don’t start getting some support for our cause, people will think we’re nuts!”
Pro tip: “Hold my drink” is not a proper response to “License and registration, please.” …… apparently.
Pro tip: “Hold my drink” is not a proper response to “License and registration, please.” …… apparently.
How was the sound quality of Shrek’s musical keyboard? Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
How was the sound quality of Shrek’s musical keyboard? Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor…
What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor…
When Beyonce is on her period… …does Jay Z have 100 problems?
When Beyonce is on her period… …does Jay Z have 100 problems?
Auto correct is my worst enema.
Auto correct is my worst enema.