One of my black friends told me this, and I didn’t know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded
How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown.
How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown.
People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I’m doing
People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I’m doing
I just unlocked the “My House Was Robbed Because I Checked in on Foursquare” badge on Foursquare!
I just unlocked the “My House Was Robbed Because I Checked in on Foursquare” badge on Foursquare!
Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn’t stop)
Just ran a .3K (Ice cream truck wouldn’t stop)
Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert.
Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert.
Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!
Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!
Billy where is your homework? “im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
Billy where is your homework? “im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now