Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !
The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump.
The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump.
Schizophrenia and Abandonment Issues I have schizophrenia and intense abandonment issues. I’m not worried: it’s kinda like 1 + -1=0 since I’ll never really be alone.
Schizophrenia and Abandonment Issues I have schizophrenia and intense abandonment issues. I’m not worried: it’s kinda like 1 + -1=0 since I’ll never really be alone.
lol these ppl “don’t see race” right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they’re 18th century anthropologists
lol these ppl “don’t see race” right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they’re 18th century anthropologists
Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.
Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.
A Roman walks into the bar… …holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
A Roman walks into the bar… …holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
I got a tattoo on my penis that just says “OK” But when I see your sister it says “OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY”
I got a tattoo on my penis that just says “OK” But when I see your sister it says “OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY”
My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there’s no grip left on the bath mat. Weird.
My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there’s no grip left on the bath mat. Weird.
How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That’s not funny.
How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That’s not funny.
Sometimes cops don’t believe it when I explain that my mom’s dying wish was to keep her cremated ashes inside a bag of blow in my glove box.
Sometimes cops don’t believe it when I explain that my mom’s dying wish was to keep her cremated ashes inside a bag of blow in my glove box.