To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.
How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!
How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!
What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
What is something that is invisible and lying on the floor? [RACISM ALERT!] A black man that has gotten the shit kicked out of him.
What is something that is invisible and lying on the floor? [RACISM ALERT!] A black man that has gotten the shit kicked out of him.
How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it’s one or less, I’m totally there.
How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it’s one or less, I’m totally there.
Which gospel contains Jesus’ parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue.
Which gospel contains Jesus’ parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue.
Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny’s ears then broke off its head. I’m sleeping with the lights on.
Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny’s ears then broke off its head. I’m sleeping with the lights on.
“Dad can we get a puppy?” “No but we can get a submarine if you like?” [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] “dad I should be at school”
“Dad can we get a puppy?” “No but we can get a submarine if you like?” [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] “dad I should be at school”
The American Dental Association recently awarded their “Dentist of the Year” award once again. But all it is is a little plaque.
The American Dental Association recently awarded their “Dentist of the Year” award once again. But all it is is a little plaque.
Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.
Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.