Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now
What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter
What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter
English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox
English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I’m just sad to hear about him
Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I’m just sad to hear about him
What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor…
What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor…
When Beyonce is on her period… …does Jay Z have 100 problems?
When Beyonce is on her period… …does Jay Z have 100 problems?
Auto correct is my worst enema.
Auto correct is my worst enema.
Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances
Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances