how to beat an egg: – literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands
Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye
Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye
Pretty cool that the letters “B.J.” stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.
Pretty cool that the letters “B.J.” stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.
When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask “who’s in charge of tossing the salads here?” Then I frown & order the soup.
When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask “who’s in charge of tossing the salads here?” Then I frown & order the soup.
I’ll follow my girlfriend into the bathroom watch her close the toilet door, and then ask, “What are you doing?”
I’ll follow my girlfriend into the bathroom watch her close the toilet door, and then ask, “What are you doing?”
Why couldn’t Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
Why couldn’t Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate? His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
I’m not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn’t act faithful. She can’t act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either.
I’m not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn’t act faithful. She can’t act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either.
I’m typically attracted to guys who look like I’ll need therapy after dating them.
I’m typically attracted to guys who look like I’ll need therapy after dating them.
Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
I don’t really like Marxists… …they have no class.
I don’t really like Marxists… …they have no class.