Why should you wear leather when playing Hide and Seek? Because it’s made of hide.
Whats the difference between acne and the pope? Acne doesn’t come on your face till about thirteen.
Whats the difference between acne and the pope? Acne doesn’t come on your face till about thirteen.
What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman’s parents.
What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman’s parents.
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.
Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn’t notice it was A minor.
Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn’t notice it was A minor.
Why is yoda a bad navigator? “are we going the right way?” Yoda: “Off course, we are”
Why is yoda a bad navigator? “are we going the right way?” Yoda: “Off course, we are”
What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing.
What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing.
Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain’t good.
Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain’t good.
Strange trend at my office… People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named “Kevin”.
Strange trend at my office… People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named “Kevin”.
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .