[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we’ve run out of everything
The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they’ve heard in the past year – and compiled a list of 50 of the best.
The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they’ve heard in the past year – and compiled a list of 50 of the best.
Nachos on Christmas Eve. We’re celebrating the birth of cheeses!
Nachos on Christmas Eve. We’re celebrating the birth of cheeses!
Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy.
Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy.
What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad
What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad
What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!
What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!
There’s no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you……………at that time
There’s no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you……………at that time
A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say “at the end of the day” “I’m not here to make friends” or “threw me under the bus”
A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say “at the end of the day” “I’m not here to make friends” or “threw me under the bus”
What did Silver say to Gold? “Au!”
What did Silver say to Gold? “Au!”
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.