To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver’s license.
Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break.
Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break.
Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don’t hate all those birches…
Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don’t hate all those birches…
I’m thinking about writing a book. It’s a novel idea.
I’m thinking about writing a book. It’s a novel idea.
Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?
Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?
How do you drown a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
How do you drown a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word ‘abundance’. It means a lot.
I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word ‘abundance’. It means a lot.
[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You’re hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what
[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You’re hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what
Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people
Business Idea: Audio books for deaf people
My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I’m rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991.
My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I’m rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991.