Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance.
I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it’s cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it’s cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal
How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus
How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus
Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you- Son owl: Don’t say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]
Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you- Son owl: Don’t say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane
Don’t you love followers that don’t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
Don’t you love followers that don’t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas.
I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas.
Damn girl, are you a “damn girl” joke? Because I want to see you everywhere for the first 5 minutes, then suddenly none of you.
Damn girl, are you a “damn girl” joke? Because I want to see you everywhere for the first 5 minutes, then suddenly none of you.
What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad
What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad
Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal.
Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal.