What did Silver say to Gold? “Au!”
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out.
Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out.
You’d be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!
You’d be surprised at all the discounts you get when you come in swinging a sword!
What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf.
What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf.
I can’t believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS.
I can’t believe this couple has been together for 22 years. DEEZ NUTS.
I’m not lazy. I’m just stopping the sofa from floating away.
I’m not lazy. I’m just stopping the sofa from floating away.
what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons
what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons
My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
What do you call a dark skinned surfer? A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.