*SEES SPIDER DRESSED AS A CLOWN IN THE SHOWER* **LEAVES THE UNIVERSE**
I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald’s.
I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald’s.
Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25
Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25
American Public Schools.
American Public Schools.
black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder… the bartender says “where did you get that?” parrot says “africa, where else?”
black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder… the bartender says “where did you get that?” parrot says “africa, where else?”
Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it’s all relative.
Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger? Because it’s all relative.
What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track
What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track
What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too… Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!
At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too… Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.