What do you call someone who hates cold weather? A southerner
Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.
Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.
Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it? A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it? A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
I like my women how I like my wine… 12 years old and locked in my basement
I like my women how I like my wine… 12 years old and locked in my basement
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.
How do you put elephant in the fridge? – Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
How do you put elephant in the fridge? – Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
911: What’s you’re emergency? ME: You mean “your”? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone’s murdering me 911: You mean “murdered” ME:.. 911: [dial tone]
911: What’s you’re emergency? ME: You mean “your”? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone’s murdering me 911: You mean “murdered” ME:.. 911: [dial tone]
So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “We don’t serb your kind!”
So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “We don’t serb your kind!”
I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase “My server went down on me” is no longer a good thing.
I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase “My server went down on me” is no longer a good thing.
NAZI: I’m a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored
NAZI: I’m a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored