Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.
How do you put elephant in the fridge? – Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
How do you put elephant in the fridge? – Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I’ve an active social life…
Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I’ve an active social life…
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist.
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb.
What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb.
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: …okay Me: and I’m genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in
Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: …okay Me: and I’m genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in
Why are gay people always confused? It’s because they are not thinking straight.
Why are gay people always confused? It’s because they are not thinking straight.