I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor.
My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary.
My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary.
The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.
The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.
My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia… it’s not for everyone, but black people tend to get it.
My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia… it’s not for everyone, but black people tend to get it.
squirrel probs
squirrel probs
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it’s been forced on you as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it’s been forced on you as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I’m allergic to everything in it.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I’m allergic to everything in it.
Texted Mom a question & she didn’t answer right away. I’m going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Texted Mom a question & she didn’t answer right away. I’m going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.
What’s a basic girl’s favorite vegetable? Asperrygus
What’s a basic girl’s favorite vegetable? Asperrygus
Man, I’d give my first born to be able to have a kid someday
Man, I’d give my first born to be able to have a kid someday