My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline.
Hey other men: I’m tweeting this from your mom’s phone. The implication being that she’s sexually promiscuous: a big insult in our culture.
Hey other men: I’m tweeting this from your mom’s phone. The implication being that she’s sexually promiscuous: a big insult in our culture.
I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again
I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again
my wife says she’s leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don’t slam the door on your way back in.
my wife says she’s leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don’t slam the door on your way back in.
today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar.
today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar.
I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don’t remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy
I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don’t remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria “Make me one with everything.”
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria “Make me one with everything.”
Nothing says “I’m unemployed” like wishing for snow on Facebook.
Nothing says “I’m unemployed” like wishing for snow on Facebook.
Searching for porn gifs… Results be like, “oh my go…” “oh my go…” “oh my go…” “oh my go…”
Searching for porn gifs… Results be like, “oh my go…” “oh my go…” “oh my go…” “oh my go…”
My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy.
My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy.