How do you put elephant in the fridge? – Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I’ve an active social life…
Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I’ve an active social life…
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist.
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that I am a ventriloquist.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.
What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb.
What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb.
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
A duck walks up to a lemonade stand… and he says quack, quack.
A duck walks up to a lemonade stand… and he says quack, quack.
89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.
89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.
IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back
IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back