Category: Cat jokes

I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house.

Zoos shouldn’t have realistic sculptures of animals. I’m not that smart, people.

A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they’re all in Marseille at the Euro’s.

What do you call someone who hates cold weather? A southerner

Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.

Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot.

What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?

911: What’s you’re emergency? ME: You mean “your”? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone’s murdering me 911: You mean “murdered” ME:.. 911: [dial tone]

So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “We don’t serb your kind!”

I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase “My server went down on me” is no longer a good thing.