My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary.
The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.
The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.
My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia… it’s not for everyone, but black people tend to get it.
My humor is kinda like sickle-cell anemia… it’s not for everyone, but black people tend to get it.
squirrel probs
squirrel probs
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it’s been forced on you as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If it’s been forced on you as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I’m allergic to everything in it.
Life is like a box of chocolates. I’m allergic to everything in it.
Texted Mom a question & she didn’t answer right away. I’m going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Texted Mom a question & she didn’t answer right away. I’m going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.
I put the ‘fun’ in functional alcoholic.
I put the ‘fun’ in functional alcoholic.
Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let’s combine forces and we could be the best thing since…well we’ll think of that later.
Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let’s combine forces and we could be the best thing since…well we’ll think of that later.
Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you’re sprouting tinsel instead.
Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you’re sprouting tinsel instead.