My SO and I recently decided we don’t want to have kids… I think the kids are taking it the hardest
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic
What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
I’d rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us.
I’d rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us.
These gay jokes have got to stop Cum on guys
These gay jokes have got to stop Cum on guys
Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!
Did you hear the one about the baseball player murdered mid-game? He went down swinging!
How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we’re stoned not stupid.
How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we’re stoned not stupid.
What did Mustafa’s dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk.
What did Mustafa’s dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk.
I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. “Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers.”
I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. “Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers.”
On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.
On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.