How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.
Dear Life…Would you at least start using lubricant….
Dear Life…Would you at least start using lubricant….
aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?
aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?
Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor.
Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor.
Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot.
Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot.
What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?
What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?
911: What’s you’re emergency? ME: You mean “your”? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone’s murdering me 911: You mean “murdered” ME:.. 911: [dial tone]
911: What’s you’re emergency? ME: You mean “your”? 911: OK. So..? ME: Someone’s murdering me 911: You mean “murdered” ME:.. 911: [dial tone]
So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “We don’t serb your kind!”
So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “We don’t serb your kind!”
I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase “My server went down on me” is no longer a good thing.
I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase “My server went down on me” is no longer a good thing.
A woman got breast implants made of wood… It would be funny if this joke had a punch line… wooden tit
A woman got breast implants made of wood… It would be funny if this joke had a punch line… wooden tit