Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local papers pun competition.. He sent in ten different puns in hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
You couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.
You couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.
They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice… …how the fuck did two sticks win?
Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice… …how the fuck did two sticks win?
Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout “Why bother? They’re only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!”… oh, like I wasn’t?!
Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout “Why bother? They’re only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!”… oh, like I wasn’t?!
What’s DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1
What’s DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they.
Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they.
There’s no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes
There’s no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes
Why didn’t the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Why didn’t the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches.