There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes… A true wake and bake.
I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time.
I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time.
What’s a dinosaur’s favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls
What’s a dinosaur’s favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls
Person: What do you think you’re going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
Person: What do you think you’re going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
I took a class on procrastination There was always homework due next week (. .)
I took a class on procrastination There was always homework due next week (. .)
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don’t play.
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don’t play.
Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists.
Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists.
It’s all shits and giggles until…….. someone giggles and shits
It’s all shits and giggles until…….. someone giggles and shits
“Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!” – said no one, ever
“Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!” – said no one, ever
A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large.
A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large.